Come ‘ere to me Feen.

Every massive lasher of a Cork Beour needs one of these cards, like. Especially when it’s her Birthday - or Valentines Day - or Xmas - Or Mother’s Day.

You know what I’m saying, boi! De days when you have to get her a present, unless you want to be in the Dog House, like. So be Doggy Wide Feen, and grab you Pure Massive Beour one of me cards now, like.

Chips and Flah NOT supplied with the card!

Later Feen. Laaaaater!